Practically imperfect in every way. Start with a lot of silliness. Mix in some insecurities and a handful of awkwardness. Add a pound of naivety, innocence, and child-like wonderings. Blend well. Half-bake and top off with a sprinkle of imagination and dollop of dreams. It’s the recipe for me!
(more...)"Moral of the story: Do not look at the gap. The gap is the mind-killer. Remember how Wile E. Coyote never fell down until he saw the chasm? It’s just like that." --Taylor "Tei" Lindstrom, Rogue Ink
"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps. And I believe that our education like, such as South Africa, and, the Iraq, everywhere like such as. And I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., or should help South Africa, and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children."
--Caitlin Upton, Miss South Carolina Teen 2007
Jacob: "I need to operate on my frog, but first he needs some amnesia."
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I met with a new physical therapist on Wednesday. Back in January I messed up my back by, get this, getting out of bed. I feel pretty stupid telling the doctors and therapists that everytime they ask, but that’s what happened. They don’t believe me, of course. They try to “remind” me what really happened.
“Are you sure you didn’t pull it while lifting something?”
“Maybe you were lifting your kids or something. Do you think that did it?”
“Did you fall?”
“Were you in a car accident?”
No, I got out of bed. They don’t like that answer, but they pretty much give up after I insist it’s the truth. The only possible explanation I have for it is that my back was injured in November, but I wasn’t feeling it until January. You see, in November of 2003, I donated a kidney to my dad. Applause. As much as I’d love to be the big hero here, it was really much less heroic than it sounds. But, back to my back. Obviously, with any abdominal surgery, there’s a lot of pain. And it’s not like a foot or an arm where you can immobilize it for a few days. If you get up, you use your abdomen. If you sit down, you use your abdomen. If you roll over… You get the picture. I put a lot of strain on my back when I was trying to avoid hurting my incisions back then. But the real back pain didn’t start until late January.
I’ve always had a stiff back, but this pain was totally different. In fact, it is probably the greatest pain I’ve ever experienced. Yes, more than my kidney removal and more than childbirth (which, by the way, was a piece of cake.) The pain shot down my right leg everytime I moved. I lived with it for a couple of weeks. Saw my doc after that. He told me ice it. Saw him two weeks later when it wasn’t fixed. That’s when he prescribed the physical therapy.
By the time I was able to get an appointment with the physical therapist, the pain had subsided. Every once in a while I would still get the pain, but it wasn’t the excruciating pain that it was originally. So, we worked on the residual pain and things began to improve. Back pain is a tricky thing. Sometimes one thing will be wrong and your body will compensate for it without causing you pain. But after many years of compensating, something else eventually goes out of whack, and that’s when you start to have the pain. So now we’re working backwards. The pain shooting down my right leg is fixed. Now she’s determined that there’s something going on with my left hip that is likely the cause of this whole mess. So she sent me to someone who is an expert. I guess I was seeing a hobbyist before.
The new physical therapist (George) is confident that he’s found the problem. It’s left-hip related… something about this part not turning enough to allow for some other thing to happen… or something. I don’t care, we’re going to fix it. Unfortunately, I’m expected to do these five stretches twice a day AND ice my back. Uh huh, okay. I have another appointment to see him in two hours, so you’ll have to excuse me while I go stretch.
What? What’s it like? The suspension is killing me! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Is it your birthday? If so, Happy Birthday… if not, Happy Late Birthday.
Yeah, the suspense is killing me too, Dan. Apparently, there’s some bizzaro bug that’s keeping my post from showing up. I’ll spare you the details until the Blogger people can come up with a solution for me.
Ahem, apparently the bug is with Safari, as publishing via IE seems to work.
Sister, I hear you. I have a problem with my back, too. Doctors have no problem with “the source” of the injury, which was lifting a heavy box of books. Has anyone recommended a chiropractor to you? I went to my family doctor after the initial injury, and she just told me to take Aleve. Thanks. Very helpful. Now I have a degenerating disk because it’s been out of place for 10 years. A chiropractor can’t really help me now, but I think that if I had gone initially, the problem could have been solved.
I was half-way through writing a comment about my bad back (joining in the general exhange of stories) but it was getting so long I figured I’d put it in as an entry on my blog. Bad backs are a right pain, aren’t they? (I can’t believe I just said that. Sorry. The pun wasn’t planned, but I admit I didn’t do anything to stop it either…)
It’s the spark of an idea that hits me unexpectedly. It’s the silly wonderings I have after a whirlwind of thoughts. It’s about creativity, inspiration, and imagination. But sometimes, it’s just about eating noodles.
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